This is Gladys the Cow. Former
Mascot For The Burger Barn fast food chain, Gladys developed an eating
disorder, and became addicted to Burger Barn food. As a result of this Gladys
gained a lot of weight, which is not a good image for a fast food chain that is
currently trying to gain a healthier image after some bad press regarding the
nutrition value of their food. Gladys was fired, and continued to eat away her
sorrows. She is also stalking Casual Rex.
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This is Armor
plus Knight. Mascot
for Armor plus rust repellent until he got too drunk one night and passed out in a
ditch rusting up his suit of armor.
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This is Kyle. An
Octopus with a Viking helmet, the audience will never be told what he was the
Mascot for. It will just be a running gag to cut into the group right after
he's apparently finished speaking, and Darryl thanking him for his contribution
in a manner that implies something
ridiculous was said that would only further confuse the audience as to what
product he could have represented.
This is Danger
Duck. Mascot
for a series of Safety Videos for kids until he lost an eye in a freak accident.
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